Tons of characters and new sketches have arrived! I apologise for the delay...they were on holiday in Florida...or maybe it was Northampton.
Here are just a few of the scripts and sketches that this site and Funny Scripts 2 has to offer...
Jim and James - The adventures of two kids...stupid kids!
The Classroom - A spoof documentary based in a school, and this is the last school you would want a camera crew in!
Derick The DJ Pensioner - Derick is probably the oldest DJ in the world, and quite possibly the worst...no, certainly the worst.
The Crapness - The world's worst band. They can't sing. They can't play instruments. They can't seriously be a band can they?
County Trike - Action! Adventure! Excitment! And random violence! A take-off of the game Counter Strike. Counter-Terrorism is a difficult job. So why on Earth are Wally and Dan involved?
Computer Nerds - One group of nerds, one goal...to change the internet forever! Watch as Clarence, Clive and the rest of them try to take over the internet! And fail miserably!
My sketches involve some of the funniest, stupid and most outrageous characters you've ever seen! Here are just a few of them!
Jim and James - They think they're the coolest kids around...put it this way : they're not!
Derick - He's a DJ. He's a pensioner. He's a DJ Pensioner! He plays the coolest tunes around!...well...if Walking In The Air by Aled Jones is cool...
Wally - A key member of the counter-terrorist sqaud. His job is to break into dangerous enemy positions that nobody else dares to enter as is it very likely that they will be shot, but don't tell him that. He thinks he's the Chief of the Weapons Division!
Chris - Too cool for school. He's clever, he's cheeky, and he's the only kid in The Classroom who would dare to do anything fun!
Normon - The class nerd. The joke is always on him, and his glasses have been smashed around 100 times! Though Normon has many interesting hobbies, including playing electric guitar and going to kickboxing class!
Dan - This guy has the unfortunate job of accompanying Wally on missions. Why? Because Wally once saved Dan's life by throwing himself in front of a bullet. Luckily, it was only a paintball but Dan believes otherwise. Will Wally ever tell Dan the truth? I doubt it somehow.
Steve - The lead singer and guitarist of The Crapness, the world's worst band. He can't sing, let alone play guitar!
Clarence - Nerdy, geeky, sad, weird, spotty, strange...these are all words that Clarence knows the meaning of. The leader of the Computer Nerds gang, this guy is the nerdiest of them all!
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